"Your urgency is irrelevant to me"
Recently everything I do at work is "high priority". Even the stupidest help desk calls come in as high priority. Apparently everyone thinks that their petty problems are somehow more important than the things I do like making sure the fucking network is up and stays up.
My bosses are actually the biggest offenders. Some of their "problems" are so stupid and irrelevant that it boggles my mind. The latest crisis is the mouse cursor jumping to the top of the screen whenever he/she is deleting Outlook messages. Yeah, so? Move the cursor down. Why the fuck are you bothering me with this shit. Call Microsoft, they wrote the damn program.
Dumbass!
