Constitution Shmontitution...

What does the Constitution of the United States say? 

No person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty-five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.

I guess our Constitution really is worth about as much as a half used roll of toilet paper. >:(