Monday, August 27, 2012
I said "Iced tea" motherfucker!
Once again I went to Dunkin Donuts to get my usual morning drink and once again I got the wrong thing. Does iced TEA really sound like ice COFFEE? The mindless drones working at Dunkin Donuts apparently cannot tell the difference. I guess to them all iced drinks are the same. I've been stopping at the same DD for the past several weeks and every time I order iced TEA I am being asked if I want cream with it. Really? At least when the clerk asks me about cream I know that he/she is about to fuck up my order. When they don't ask anything I am almost guaranteed to get a nice cup of iced COFFEE.
I can usually tell when the order is wrong. This morning, however, the coffee was rather weak and looked like tea so I didn't question it. By the time I realized that my order was wrong, I was already several miles down the highway. Going forward I am either going to ask them to repeat my order, which seem ridiculous for one item, ask for a lemon (perhaps someone will question why I am getting lemon withe my coffee) or I am going to take a sip before leaving the store to make sure that my beverage is correct.
I am trying really hard to hold on my "I am super relaxed vibe" but each day I feel it slipping away just a little bit.
