Toe Jam

If there is one reason why I look forward to the end of summer each year it is the fact that flip flops will once again become a distant memory. What's the problem with flip flops? It is not the flip flops that is the issue but rather those that wear them. For me the bottom line is this...If your toes look like something seen on the National Geographic channel, do yourself and everyone around you a favor and keep them hidden. Don't get me wrong, there are those times, although far and few in between, where I come across a cute pair of female feet resting on a nice pair of flip flops and that sight actually brightens my day. What I am referring to however, are those times where what I see makes me want to upchuck my breakfast. Some women (and most men) seem to forget that feet and toenails require maintenance. I find it shocking that someone can leave his/her house with toes looking like half chewed eagle talons. Then there are those guys with super hairy toes. Dude, for fuck's sake, pull out the razor. Yuck!