Hey guy!
Why must you continue to stick your hand into the elevator when the doors are almost closed? Do you have some sort of a sick fascination of finding out whether the doors will actually open or are you just f***ig rude? I will go with the second option. Is it really necessary for you to board that elevator when there are 5 other elevators available? Chances are good that the next one will be ready in less than 5 seconds to take your sorry ass up to whatever floor you are going. With any luck you will actually go up to the observation deck and jump off saving me the aggravation and stress of not being able to punch you out next time I see your hand slide into the one inch gap created by doors that are almost closed.
Cut the crap!
