Tax free holiday
His Highness, the Governor or Ma$$achussetts once again granted his subjects a three day reprieve from taxes on certain goods. Wow, thank you sir. I am so humbled by your generosity, especially considering that just a short time ago you raised our taxes from 5% to 6.25%. I am actually surprised that you can afford to give us the luxury of being able to do what people in New Hampshire do every day. I am not sure I will know what to do with myself those few days.
Don't do me any favors!
What is really sad is that most sheeple in Mass will flock to the stores and buy tons of crap they don't need and pay for it using their high-interest credit cards. Yeah morons, you will save 6.25% on that new TV but end up paying 19% in interests over the next two years.
Way to go...