FUGLY MOFO

I was in the bathroom washing my hands this morning when I looked up at the mirror. Staring back at me was a fat guy with long red hair, eye glasses, freckles everywhere and a double-chin. That's when I realized that I am pretty fucking homely.
I don't know what my wife saw in me 20 years ago and what she still sees in me...It must be my charming and bubbly personality...