Children's books that didn't make the print
- You Are Different and That’s Bad
- The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
- Dad’s New Wife Timothy
- Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
- Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-it Book
- The Kid’s Guide To Hitchhiking
- Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
- Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
- All Dogs go to Hell
- The Little Sissy Who Snitched
- Some Kittens Can Fly
- That’s it, I’m putting You Up for Adoption
- Grandpa Gets a Casket
- The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
- Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
- The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
- Strangers Have the Best Candy
- Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
- You Were an Accident
- Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
- Pop! Goes the Hamster…. And Other Great Microwave Games
- The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan
- Your Nightmares Are Real
- Where Would You Like to be Buried?
- Eggs, Toilet Paper and Your School
- Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
- Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
- Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
